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hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

worstcats:

I know some people are allergic to fur but why does this cat have to be so sweaty

worstcats:

I know some people are allergic to fur but why does this cat have to be so sweaty

doitsu:

doitsu:

i think my favorite picture from tumblr is the one where a person is riding their bike and falls off of it and hurts themself and blames communism for it

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batmansymbol:

slow clap for everyone involved here

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

morefunthanb4:

It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.

morefunthanb4:

It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere