I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.
In ur tagged/me like
Jim Belushi waves goodbye to his mansion, his children and his city, and sets out on a wild road trip through the desert. He crashes into small pile of leaves 15 minutes later and is trapped under the moped where he stays for 4 days, before cutting off his own jeans to free himself.
not so fast, Walter
remember that time I joked that I knew english, australian, canadian, and irish and a bunch of irish people started sending me scary sounding archaic half-english words and thats how I found out irish was actually a language